July 3, 2020

Kelly and Erin Make a Music Video – The Office

-Since most of the officeis away at some boringsoftware-training program, our girl group decidedto shoot our music video.

People are gonna flip outwhen they hear our new son and they hear our group'snew name.

-Oh, did we come up witha new name? -We did.

Subtle Sexuality.

-Cool.

-You know when you love a guy and he's giving youmixed signals but you know he really likes youand you're sleeping together -More eyeliner.

-I'll never tellwho this song is about.

That is a secretthat I will take to the grave.

-It's about me.

-It is, but I'll never say -Yeah, this looks okay.

-Do you guys need todo this here? This is a public area.

-It's our office, too, Oscar I think you might havetoo much rouge.

-No, it's not gonna read oncamera unless there's a lot.

-How do you know so much aboutwhat's gonna read on camera? -Uh, I lived in New Yorkfor 11 months.

What can I say?I love music.

If I had to choose a lifetimewithout music or without sex I would go a lifetimewithout sex.

Girls would find other wayto take care of me.

-In this shot, I'm a bride but I'm also kind ofa tough girl, so I'm gonna be smokinga cigarette.

-And I'm the minister.

-Okay, Erin, just shoot it After I puff on the cigarette, I'm gonna put it outon my high heel 'cause that's what they doin music videos.

-Are we doing this or not?-Yes, we're still setting up -My blood sugar is getting low-Well, you know what? You should have hadthe end of the soy yogurt that I offered you.

-Rolling.

-[ Coughing ] [ Spits ]Cut.

Cut.

[ Coughs ] -That's it.

I'm done.

-We have to still shootour make-out scene! -I got somewhere to be.

-Ugh! We're finished! -Is that a wrap?-He and I are finished.

The show must go on.

-Absolutely.

-[ Coughs ] I have to throw up-Good.

-The shoot was going reallygreat until Kelly and Ryan got into a fight.

-Ryan! Ugh! -Then the poopreally hit the fan.

Maybe you can do it alone?-I don't know.

I don't think so.

-Excuse me.

Kelly, I heardthat you were looking for someoneto replace Ryan.

-Do you know someone? -I thought that I could do it.

-This isn't radio, though.

You know, there's a visualcomponent to what we're doing.

-Yeah.

-Would you be alrightkissing him? -[ Sighs ] We would love it if youwould hold the camera for us -I would very muchlike to do that.

-Oh, no, you have to wipethe jelly off your hands first Sticky.

-♪♪ Vending machine ♪♪ ♪♪ Vending machine ♪♪ ♪♪ I want a treat, something to eat ♪♪ ♪♪ I want a treat ♪♪ ♪♪ A little sweetbut not too sweet ♪♪ ♪♪ What do I eat? ♪♪ ♪♪ Vending machine ♪♪ ♪♪ Tell me what to eat now So, they asked me to auditionfor Subtle Sexuality, so I gave them a little[vocalizing] followed by some[scatting] and I sealed the deal with[beatboxing] -One and twoand cross and cross and down, sexy, sexy, sexy.

You guys got that?[ Knock on door ] -Hey, uh, some of us are tryingto work out there.

What's he doing here? -He's your replacement.

-This guy? You're really gonna make outwith this guy? -Ryan, this video isbigger than you or me.

-You really think you canreplicate the chemistry that you and I havewith this guy? -We've met before.

-I'll be thinking about youthe entire time.

-They do have sparks.

-I'll see you at 5:00.

-Can I still be in the video -The video came out amazing.

-Amazing.

-I cannot wait to see itfor the first time.

-Kelly got Andy to edit it forus in exchange for a small part.

-When this blows up, I'll probably go sololike Beyoncé did.

-You are so talented.

[ Knock on door ]-You guys.

DVD! Finished! [ Both scream ] -[ Screams ] -♪♪ Oh ♪♪ -♪♪ Oh-oh ♪♪ -♪♪ You don't return my texts ♪♪ You say, “My phone don't get no texts” ♪♪ What you got, A-D-D? ♪♪ ♪♪ Add it up, don't equal you and me ♪♪ ♪♪ Like Shakespeare said, “To be or not to be” ♪♪ ♪♪ Sometimes you're Romeowith me ♪♪ ♪♪ But if you everleave me again ♪♪ ♪♪ I'll down a bottleof baby aspirin ♪♪ ♪♪ I swear I'll do it ♪♪ ♪♪ You're a male prima donnabut I can't help but want ya ♪ ♪♪ I'm an independent divabut I still kinda need ya ♪♪ Together we're apart ♪♪ ♪♪ It's tearing up my heart ♪♪ I'm in hell and nirvana 'causeyou're my male prima donna ♪ ♪♪ Oh-oh ♪♪ -♪♪ You slammed her fingerin the car door ♪♪ ♪♪ Didn't say you're sorrylove is war ♪♪ ♪♪ She got stitches, it really hurt ♪♪ ♪♪ That's her bloodon your polo shirt ♪♪ ♪♪ You're cute, but you thinkyou're blazin' hot ♪♪ ♪♪ You're short, and you think you're not ♪ ♪♪ You look gayin your skinny tie ♪♪ ♪♪ I hope ya get killedin a drive-by ♪♪ ♪♪ You're a male prima donnabut I can't help but want ya ♪ ♪♪ I'm an independent divabut I still kinda need ya ♪♪ Together we're apart ♪♪ ♪♪ It's tearing up my heart ♪♪ I'm in hell and nirvana 'causeyou're my male prima donna ♪ ♪♪ Oh-oh ♪♪ -♪♪ Once upon a time, she was just a girl ♪♪ ♪♪ Livin' in this world ♪♪ ♪♪ Then you came along ♪♪ ♪♪ With your irresistible charm ♪♪ You drive a girl wild ♪♪ ♪♪ When you flashthat sexy smi-i-i-le ♪♪ ♪♪ 'Cause before she met youthings were going okay ♪♪ ♪♪ So go away ♪♪ ♪♪ Or stay ♪♪ -♪♪ They call meMister Understood ♪♪ ♪♪ 'Cause no one understands me ♪♪ But when I spit rhymes, everybody buys my CD ♪♪ ♪♪ You get out of the carso slow ♪♪ ♪♪ How was I supposed to know? ♪♪ You keep saying stuffbehind my back ♪♪ ♪♪ Then how come I gotthe number-one track? ♪♪ ♪♪ I'm the O.

G.

prima donna ♪♪ My rhymes bite like piranhahotter than a sauna ♪♪ ♪♪ Straight outof Lackawann-a-a-a ♪♪ -♪♪ You're a male prima donnabut I can't help but want ya ♪ ♪♪ I'm an independent divabut I still kinda need ya ♪♪ Together we're apart ♪♪ ♪♪ It's tearing up my heart ♪♪ I'm in hell and nirvana 'causeyou're my male prima donna ♪ ♪♪ Oh-oh ♪♪ ♪♪ Male prima donna ♪♪ ♪♪ Oh-oh ♪♪ ♪♪ Male prima donna ♪♪ ♪♪ Oh-oh ♪♪ ♪♪ Male prima donna ♪♪.

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